Screw YOLO my new excuse to everything is long live the reckless and the brave .
- Gets pulled over by a cop
LOOOONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE
- Gets pregnant
LOOOONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE
- Fails a test
LOOOONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE
- Loses a leg
LOOOONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE
- Gets herpes
LOOOONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE
- N00dz get published in the local news paper
LOOOONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE
- Breathes
LOOOONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVE
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Based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you've learned about me.
OMG PLEASE I’LL LOVE YOU FJKHFSKJADHAFJH
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posted 1 day ago and it has 117,452 notes- Attractive Male:I like that band too
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- Me:Oh okay so then one of their songs could be the song we dance to at the wedding reception. I was thinking of having a nice elegant ocean theme and I was thinking we could get a 6 layer cake because im going to invite everyone I know. Actually most of them are going to be my internet friends. Also I want 6 children. 3 boys and 3 girls. I also want a dog, 2 cats, and maybe a 2 fish, so one doesn't get lonely. I love you see you later i have to mail out invitations.
In The Hands Of A Fangirl.
- Me:Mom, i'm have company over, so don't come in my room! *Close my bedroom door.
- Ronnie Radke:For the love of god! Why am I tied to your bed?
- Austin Carlile:Oh lord! Why did you have to tie the rope so tight?
- Danny Worsnop:Damn. This is some kinky shit! Do what your worst!
- Kellin Quinn:I have a daughter....So im not single for all this.
- Jacky Vincent:.....
- Vic Fuentes:Why under the bed? You must had switch the lyrics to Disasterology.
- Matty Mullins:Damn my beard itches.
- Andy Biersack:I'm bored to death in this closet. Is this your homework? *Noms*
- Ricky Horror:Oops. I spilled all your make-up on me...on purpose.
- Beau Bokan:HELP IM BLI- Nope. Just my hair.
